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Weddings. Let's just put weddings on the board.

Totally. Period.

Because they read. Period.

They are so problematic. It's too much. It's too much.

It brings out the worst in people.

There's a sense of competitiveness that comes along with it because it's like you need to have the best wedding or you can't repeat what others did at, you know, to me it's so funny because a wedding usually is comprised of like the same elements, right?

It's a ritual.

When you're going to a wedding, you pretty much know what to expect.

You know the order.

And yet people are obsessed with the element of shock and surprise at a waste.

I just want to go on the record and say, I loved both of your weddings.

Oh, thanks.

I loved your wedding.

I loved any wedding that was not my wedding.

You know, like anyone else's wedding is the best wedding to me.

You're right.

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