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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is morbid with a side of refrigerator cigarette. |
| 0:07.0 | In case you don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. |
| 0:24.2 | I don't promote smoking. I do promote Diet Coke. |
| 0:27.2 | Yeah, that's a thing. People call Diet Coke's a fridge cigarette. |
| 0:31.4 | It's just a meme I saw once. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah. I think that's funny. |
| 0:35.2 | I too think it's funny. |
| 0:36.8 | Strawberries and cream Dr. Pepper, my fridge cigarettes. All right. Well, I think Diet Coke is disgusting. You know what? No, you know which one I do like of the Dr. Pepper ones? The cream soda one. Oh, see, I think that's disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. But that's funny because I were in your fridge when I tried them. Yeah, because somebody, you know why they were in my fridge? Tell me. Because I think you thought that was the kind I liked and you got them for one of your get-togethers and then you gave me the rest of them and I felt bad. She's telling me it's my fault. You know why those are in my refrigerator? |
| 1:12.1 | My refrigerator? |
| 1:15.3 | You know why those are in my refrigerator? |
| 1:17.2 | Because of you. |
| 1:18.3 | No, because you were doing a kind. |
| 1:20.8 | You were doing a kindness. |
| 1:22.2 | And then I did a kindness back by taking them and not saying like those are not the ones |
| 1:26.7 | they're like until now until now |
| 1:28.6 | like a year later you little you little because i really don't like those but you you drank them |
| 1:35.9 | i like them and i think aiden drank some so worked out worked out for me drink drank drunk drank drunk |
| 1:41.6 | drank it uh yeah what else is this new brother man uh you guys sold out the sunday show for me. Drink, drank, drunk. Drink it. Yeah. |
| 1:45.4 | What else is this new brother man? |
| 1:49.9 | You guys sold out the Sunday show in under four minutes. |
| 1:51.1 | You're outrageous. |
| 1:52.8 | It's insane. |
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