The Traffic Shepherd
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Football chat, a post-it note parking problem, a motoring predicament, lion style., and local robots.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it. |
| 0:06.0 | This is Top Flight Time Machine. I'm Andy Hot Body Dawson, pout, pow, pow, bow. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, say what? |
| 0:11.8 | Welcome along, it's your Monday morning episode. You get it on a Sunday evening if you're an IFS subscriber. |
| 0:18.8 | I don't know, What's going on? |
| 0:21.0 | I'm still reeling from Sunderland's terrible performance in the FA Cup. Yeah. Did you play a second straight? I didn't see it. I listened to a bit of it on the radio. I'll be honest. We played a fairly strong team. I know we've got injury problems, but we played a fairly strong team. Granite Chaka was left on the bench. he got on with about six minutes to play |
| 0:39.7 | after we played a fairly strong team. Granite Jacker was left on the bench. He got on with about six minutes to play after we played like a bunch of fucking babies |
| 0:43.5 | against the team bottom of League 1. |
| 0:47.4 | Wow. |
| 0:49.4 | Just absolutely no desire or passion or any level of creativity. |
| 0:55.2 | I know it's not a football podcast, I'm sorry, but it's just been... Well, you still got... You better fucking back your ideas at, because I think you've still got to play Spurs and Forest. I'm not certain, but I think you've got to play at least one of them. Yeah, we have. So that's important. Yeah, for you. get you. I've got a good, I've got a good feeling if we start Shaka against Spurs, it'll be all right. |
| 1:14.7 | Because... So that's important. Yeah, for you. I've got a good feeling if we start |
| 1:12.4 | Jacker against Spurs, it'll be all right. |
| 1:14.7 | Probably it will be. |
| 1:15.9 | Probably will be. |
| 1:24.6 | I'll be. Yeah, we'll hate Tocan them. And they will give him lots of agro, you'll probably benefit from that. But fuck me. |
| 1:28.0 | Honestly, I mean, we won at Leads the other night and we're safe now. We're on 40 points. Mission accomplished. Well, you might be on the beach, as they say. Well, you know you switch to, well, let's have a cup run. Let's have a cup run. We're away at the team that's bottom of League 1 |
| 1:43.9 | and that gets us into the quarter final |
| 1:46.1 | if we can get past them. |
| 1:47.7 | Fucking hell. let's have a cup. We're at the team that's bottom of League 1 and that gets us into the quarter-final |
| 1:46.1 | if we can get past them. |
| 1:47.6 | Fucking hell. |
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