The Bird Show. There are some events that are just too big for an announcement, right, where a celebrity might go online and make an announcement, maybe a pivot in their career.

And what they do is they will hold a press conference when the info is that important.

So today, Amber told us that she had an announcement to make on the bird show.

We thought it was too big for just an announcement. It was time for a press conference.

So let's turn this studio into a press room right now. And question for you. Are we the press

where we can ask questions after you make your press conference announcement?

I will allow that, but please save all questions till the end. Thank you.

Okay. All right. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. Thank you for meeting with me on such short notice. With my charming flare,

shockingly apparent immaturity, and mid-20 skin, many people would have convinced that I am fresh

out of college. In fact, I am not. I'm going to make this brief because I know as people above 30, we only get about five hours of energy before we need to take a nap.

But I learned a lot about my fellow members of the youth group this past weekend.

But I also learned that even more about myself, and I regret to inform you,

esteemed members of the People's Party Press Committee, that I can no longer hang.

Look, I gave it my all this weekend.

I went out with my 20-something friends, stretched beforehand, hydrated like a champion.

And even took pre-int, uh, ivy-profen, took a lot of ivy-profen.

Okay.

Next time just say talinole.

Yeah.

All right.

But these kids are fueled

these kids

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