Johnny Mercer developed breasts like an unusually young age and had one of those like creepy older

boyfriends that everyone thought was cool at the time but then everyone realizes it's like a 19 year old

dude who dates 13 year olds and actually that's kind of weird but then like he'd like come and

pick Johnny Mercer up from school on his Piaggio moped so everyone would be like shit Johnny

Mercer is doing well for himself.

Look at that beady guy in the Rain Mac picking him up on that, on that 50-CC moped.

He's doing pretty well.

That early breast development's really paying dividends for him now.

We were all mocking him before, but, you know, at this point, he's going to start his own Tory party.

And none of you can be in it

it's going to have a sign saying

no girls allowed on the outside

it's kind of like the regular Tory party

look I'm going to I'm going to give you one last chance

at honesty did you insinuate my wife

was a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald's

comment section this is so great

I didn't actually do it on the Plymouth Herald's comment section. This is so great. I didn't actually do it on the Plymouth Herald's comment section.

It was on a different comment section.

So technically speaking, it's so good because it's like,

he seems very defensive about the guy insinuating that his wife was a prostitute

on the Plymouth Herald comment section because he's used the word insinuate, which implies that it wasn't an out-and-out accusation, but he's like reading between

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