We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1319. M.T. 2507, certificate number 28564, the torch lady. We talk a lot on the show about you loving the movies.

I do love the movies. I love just the magic of the silver screen.

Glittering images on a giant silver screen, sound that I can feel, somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

You're describing your home theater, which is an exceptional place to watch a film.

I don't know if a sound I can feel is something that I get watching 30 Rock on my laptop.

We do not really have a, I mean I hate watching movies on my phone, we don't really have a super

fancy home theater, but like it doesn't take much now to just point a projector at a white wall and suddenly you've got a pretty good screen.

The problem we have with sound is that we have a fuse box on the same wall where the subwooper is.

So anytime anything rumbly happens in a movie,

it rattled the door.

The metal door, the door, the door,

the door, the door, so every time that happens in me,

I think, you know, before that happens again, I'm gonna know before that happens again I'm going to

figure out some way to put something soft and gummy under there so it stops doing

that and then I forget. It's not exactly THX certified. You don't have one of those

sound bars you still have like a

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