We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

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certificate number 3998. The Presidential Fitness Test

Fitness Test

You ever spend any time in the gunks?

Do you know the gunks well? I don't know the gunks at all what would you say the gunks are if I was

kind of wondering I this was new to meet as well the gunks it sounds like an

intestinal problem yeah they're like the bad guys from an 80s commercial where it's like the war

other the cold prickles. Yeah or the cavity creeps.

Cavity creeps or who are the ones that uh... The soggyz are the ones that the soggy's the ones that hate Captain

Crunch yeah that what you're gonna say I was gonna say that but then the sudsing

bubbles didn't they at some point have a have an enemy the doubt scrubbing bubbles hate Mr. Grouch Mr.

Grey Grouch. Yeah Mr. Tub Tub gross. Does that exist anymore by the way TV commercials where um where there's like a

personified cartoon enemy that the product fights there does there is one and it's um

There's like some really gross one where it's a gross green thing and what is it it's like

tooth decay maybe or belching or it's a pro belching commercial no I don't think so

the American belching council reminds you to clear your gut daily I saw I saw one

where we're not long ago where I felt like oh that's like the scrubbing bubbles except really gross.

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