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Good Children

The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week the boys have their most important discussion yet: ranking (sugary sweet) breakfast cereals. Join them on a journey to the center of the Cheerio with twists at every corner: buffet horror stories, an edible at Anything Goes, and the death of Sea World.

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0:31.8

Last night something crazy happened to us and it's imperative that we get it off of our

0:36.6

chests immediately. And you think the first thing that we're going to say is the crazy part

0:40.0

but it only gets crazier? We got invited to the screening of Drive Away dolls.

0:46.6

One-way ticket to a dehydration station.

0:51.4

Yeah, so that's the energy that we were bringing into driveway dolls.

0:54.8

We saw the movie. It's full of twists, it's full of turns.

0:58.4

I think it's the perfect movie to watch Stone out of your mind.

1:02.4

And if you're a lesbian you're going to love it. But anyways, we leave the movie theater. We're walking, we're about to go to Taco Bell.

1:10.0

Lo and behold, we turn to the left. do we see what do we see Ellen Ellen

1:16.0

Ellen

1:17.2

We see Ellen and all of her star dust

1:22.8

Everything's and all of her star dust. Save everyone thanks for seeing Ellen Degenerous on the street.

1:27.0

Yeah, no, we saw Ellen Stardust Diner and if you're not familiar,

1:32.0

Ellen Stardust Diner, if you're a gleeck, you know what it is.

1:35.4

It's a diner in Midtown where a lot of aspiring Broadway singers and stars get their start.

1:41.6

They perform there. It's non-stop Broadway performances in a diner.

1:47.0

It is non-stop to a point where you're like hoping to get a word in and you're like

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