The Tooth Ferry came to our house last night.

And if you've ever wondered about dentistry,

if you've ever wondered about the biological processes

that lead young children to processes that

biological processes that lead young children to lose their teeth.

I'll tell you what it is that triggers that biological mechanism.

It is when their parents are the most exhausted. When the mother reaches the

point in her week where she has nothing left to give.

And also there's nothing in the house,

no extra toys or goodies, anything of interest in the house.

house is running in survival mode and the mother may even make a statement out loud.

I'm so exhausted and I can't wait to just take a bubble bath and have some time for me tonight.

That sends vibrations into the house that causes any loose teeth in her children to fall out immediately.

And then it's mommy I lost a tooth. The tooth fairy is coming tonight.

That's what this podcast episode is about. What you are about to hear is that nothing

about the tooth fairy system works for me. It's the worst possible fit. I should have never introduced this into our house.

And I tried, tried by the way to get out of it. Last night I was like, oh, social distancing, COVID, the Tooth Fairy cannot come right now.

And my kids are like, she's magic.

She's immune to COVID. she can't spread it.

Fairy figures don't are not carriers of COVID germs.

See and that's the thing when you live in when you deal in fantasy land

you can't win they're always going to be able to come

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