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This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson pow pow pow.

I'm certain the lady so what

Welcome along to this episode.

We are on the road.

We are touring the...

I'm exhausted.

This fucking tour and lock.

Top flight time machine live.

We are in a premier restaurant in Manchester ahead of our almost sell-out

shore tonight at the Dance House Theatre tickets are still available though come

along it will be fantastic. We are in the restaurant bit. We walked in, we're too early to

check in, we've left our bags in the bag room and we asked have you got a

restaurant bit and they said yeah it's over there but you can't go in the restaurant

bit we've been turned away from the restaurant we went to my premiere in

first not even a restaurant where she was really grumpy yeah I've met a lot of grumpy people on the trips over. I've met more nice, but as is the way...

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