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Hey, Mickey.

Hey, Bob.

Ooh, that looks real.

Is that a real black?

Did you go into an altercation?

I was at the prestigious Vanity Fair Party in my glamorous Hollywood life Bob and

I hope you didn't say anything about Jada I was in the seventh room and you're in the seventh room

you're alone with Will Smith and he came up and smacked me and it was weird because I could tell

it was because I voted for Trump and I'm just sick of it I'm tired of being beaten up for voting for Trump. I'm giving up. I think they're right. I was led astray by contrarianism, cheap contrarianism of the New Republic and Michael Kinsley. And, you know, the New York Times editorial board, they're very smart people. You should just do what they say.

And there's an arc of history.

You can't fight the arc.

The ark is going where the ark is going.

And like I was, you know, I was a big welfare reform supporter.

And I look at the chart of what happened to child poverty after welfare reform.

And you'll notice that although it goes up and down, it wait, wait, it fell to record lows.

It fell by 25% despite the recession after welfare reform.

Oh, well, never mind. April Fool's.

Oh, Mickey, you're such a kidder. You kidder, you. Now, is that, the, the eye stuff looks pretty convincing. You didn't actually fall for that. You didn't actually fall for it. No, the eye doesn't look bad. I mean, let me see. It looks like it looks, I mean, it looks bad. That's my point. It looks like you actually got maybe beat up, but you didn't, huh?

No, I'm actually a genius at makeup, Bob. That's impressive. If you go on the web and search for how to give yourself a black eye with makeup, there's a nice woman who explains it all to you.

Actually, it should have a little more yellow in it.

You could get a job in Hollywood.

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