The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:48:02 Check Out My (Mail) Sack 05:42:24 A DV Freak In A Major Motion Picture 10:56:20 God Ransacks A Mormon Church 17:48:10 Idiot Mistakes Greek Flag For Israel Flag. Stupidity Ensues 20:56:18 Martial Arts Is Satanic 23:46:06 Meade Skelton’s Trad Life / Lyme Disease 34:47:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Thursday, October 17th, 2024.
0:03.5	Coming up on the program today, God is back and he's pissed at the Mormons.
0:07.8	Plus, did Meed Scoutin's mom give birth to a potato head?
0:11.5	Walking with three dick slinging around in your pants, and get your fentanyl fast
0:16.6	thanks to drug delivery drones.
0:18.8	All coming up today.
0:22.0	My mom reads a Craigslist personal ad.
0:25.0	You are a filthy cum dumpster.
0:31.0	I am going to crank open your disease-ridden mouth with my meat stick and jab it down into your
0:38.6	throat until you vomit all over my balls.
0:42.2	My dick is a drill and it will be pumped into your face over and over again.
0:49.0	Can't breathe, I don't give a shit. You need to come up for air just follow some more pubic hair the more you
0:56.9	spit and scag and sno-snot oh and snot and slobber the harder my sick bone becomes, oh my God, where do you get this
1:08.2	at?
1:09.2	I am going to jam my meat, so I hope no one's listening to me here your
1:14.8	windows open oh shit my window is open oh
1:18.8	all right wait I'm God! I'm going to be evicted from this place.
1:27.0	Anyway, okay.
1:28.0	Okay, here we go again.
1:30.0	I am going to jam my meat so deep into your food hole that my sweaty nuts will rest
1:36.3	comfortably on the bridge of your nose and you will be able to smell the sweet aromas of my
1:40.9	assholes.
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