The Cold Clumpy Semen Of Horny Zombies

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:16 Halloween Sextastic Tuesday 03:54:01 Banged By A Rotting Zombie Corpse 18:53:23 E-mail Correction From Meade 21:42:18 Meade Skelton’s New Political Chat Series – Episode 1: I’m a White Christian Nationanilst 26:18:16 President Of The Seven Continents Flies Frontier Air 29:49:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 31:23:13 Drunk Daddy […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, October 15th, 2024 coming up on the program today,
0:04.8	which political party has been feeding aborted fetuses to Lord Gruelock,
0:08.9	plus a cold clumpy seaman of horny zombies?
0:12.2	For some reason, the ruler of the seven continents
0:14.5	flies commercial and a neo-Nazi took a most unfortunate spill down a mountain.
0:19.7	Oh mama, it's sextastic Tuesday.
0:27.0	Hey, what's up, buddy?
0:29.0	20 wild studs from 1-888-J suck.
0:34.0	Is that a guy with 10 inches of rock hard meat?
0:38.0	What are you waiting for?
0:39.0	I'm relaxing, hoar who loves things.
0:42.0	I love it when a guy does me from behind.
0:45.0	Hey baby, oh, I love to party.
0:49.0	And I have enough energy to keep you hard all night long.
0:54.0	Ooh yeah.
0:56.0	If you are a worthless worm looking for a master,
1:00.0	well, you found them.
1:02.0	Get on your knees, you scum, do as you are told.
1:06.0	I may be young, but I have the sweetest hit you've ever had your mouth on baby and I buck like a whore.
1:12.0	That would be sloppy, I know what? on baby and I buck like a whore. They suck my nose watching it steak more, sliding in eating and out.
1:18.0	We'll paddle your pathetic ass until your cock is...
1:21.0	Yes, hey, Studd, you can give it to me any time you want.
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