"The Thirst Trap Expert" with Matteo Lane

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Matteo Lane joins us this week to talk all things thirst traps! Matteo tells us about his very first trap, what the thirst traps do for him, and negative reactions he's gotten. Plus, Marie tells us about her yoga experience and Sydnee reminisces on the time she went on a cruise and things got interesting. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Hey friend.
0:04.0	Hello, I mean, geez, who, it is hot over here in S word.
0:08.0	The S word is the L word except just me and black people involved. It's hot. How are you?
0:18.7	I think that you need to be more, I think you need to explain that a little bit more friend I'm okay but when you say the
0:24.6	S word were most of us like you said that last night and we were all like what what
0:29.5	S word and you're like the S word and we were like which just say the word and you're like, just say the word. And you're like, like the L word. And you know, so the L word is like lesbian sex in the city. Is that what, is that what that was?
0:42.0	Marie, you're the only one that doesn't know the
0:44.4	L word all right great go ahead and drop a line in the comments let us know if you know what
0:49.4	the oh the S word is because
0:52.8	thank you so much friend.
0:57.8	And then wasn't there like a black gay
1:00.2	like male version as well?
1:03.0	Noa's ark.
1:04.0	Noa's ark. There we go.
1:06.0	Right. Okay.
1:07.0	Flashback.
1:08.0	I watched it after every dodgeball game in Chicago with my gay friends.
1:12.0	I never watched it. Yes? It was good. Okay hold
1:16.5	hold on guess let's bring you in one sec. Oh it's Susan Boyle. Yeah, so sorry.
1:31.0	Yeah, so the S word is my own TV show version of the L word. Okay.
1:32.0	And it's a lot going on over here a lot going on I mean because of COVID you know my roommate had to leave so who because she got it no she does not have it but you know some things
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