The Thing
Junkfood Cinema
Brian Salisbury
4.6 • 732 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2020
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
The guys dissect the ending theories, ponder why initial reception to The Thing was so cold, and argue that this masterpiece is even more powerful in 2020 than it was in 1982!
They also manage to do battle with The Underquaker, pit The Thing against The Beastmaster, and go to the drive-in with Anthony Michael Hall?
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| 0:00.0 | All right, junkie Ones, in an effort to sort of give the man a break, I have decided to, for the next few weeks, replace Cargill with a super advanced co-hosting computer called the Cargill 5,000. |
| 0:10.7 | So I'm just going to set it up here and power it on. |
| 0:15.9 | Okay, so this week we're talking... |
| 0:18.3 | Okay, yeah, that's funny. You're gonna get comp pay. |
| 0:21.1 | That's... |
| 0:22.1 | Ordinarily, we leave the puns to me... |
| 0:25.6 | Yeah, you do know how to push my buttons, Cargill 5,000. |
| 0:30.0 | You're pretty good at the puns, but I have to say that I'm still the... |
| 0:33.8 | Oh, you're the Big Mac? |
| 0:35.2 | Really? |
| 0:36.2 | I was just about to... |
| 0:37.2 | Now you're stealing puns directly out of my mouth? |
| 0:42.1 | Cheating, bitch. |
| 0:43.3 | Well, I guess it's time to call cargo. Hi, this is Dick Miller. |
| 1:04.7 | If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who are these guys? |
| 1:25.5 | Yeah. Who are these guys? Who goes there? |
| 1:27.4 | Wyatt's junk food cinema Brought to you by McCready's Flamethrowers.com. |
| 1:32.0 | Dot com. |
| 1:34.9 | Dot make sure it burns before it turns. |
| 1:38.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. |
| 1:42.1 | It just gives you diabetes. |
| 1:43.7 | It just gives you diabetes. It just gives you diabetes. |
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