Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class.

I'm Ryan Pergara. I'm Brian Marin. And for today's episode, we're ranking the top five big threes of theme parks. And let me get into

a little bit of what that means because it sounds confusing. What that means is what are the five

parks in the world that have the best lineup of top three rides in that park? To demonstrate

what I mean, I'll talk about a park that undoubtedly will not sniff this top five list. And I'm going to go with a

homegrown one, so apologize, but no disrespect meant by this. For instance, the top three rides at

Universal Studios Hollywood are the studio tour, Forbidden Journey, and Jurassic World. That would be,

where do we see that in the top five?

Probably not in the top five.

And also, we are going to be ranking just rides, not shows.

Yes.

But once again, Universal Studios, Hollywood, not going to get it done.

No disrespect.

I love that park.

Studio tour, one of my favorite rides of all time.

That being said, our top fives are made by a consensus between the two of us.

So, and that's a point system.

Byron and I each made our own top fives, and a ranking of first is worth five points,

a ranking of second is worth four, and so on and so on, and then I tallied the scores

to create this aggregate ranking. As such, only I know the contents of this

list and the rankings will be revealed to not only you guys, but to Byron as well. And that also

means this list can be vulnerable to what we refer to as a muscle job in which somebody

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