The Texas Abortion Ban

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week Amber and Ed invite Ed’s betrothed Julie Rosing in to talk about what’s going on in Texas with the SB8 Heartbeat Bill and all the other new crazy laws in Texas. Also if you are woman in need of a good women’s clinic try Julie’s website ineedana.com, it is the most comprehensive search engine for women’s clinics there is. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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1:12.6	You doggie, welcome to the good old state where you you can smoke a brisket for eight hours and deny a woman's right to choose.
1:33.3	That's right, nothing matters around here. You can ride your horse into a bar, shoot up a saloon.
1:39.8	Get on it, boy, get on it, boy. But if a woman gets raped, she better carry that baby to term.
1:45.8	All right, welcome to Texas. You got to get on them boots. Strap open that beer, crack open that lone star, because we here at the brightest side going to talk about Texas abortion laws. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
1:44.9	You don't be the laws. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. Bang. Bang. Bang.
2:00.9	Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Back. You don't be the rooting, tootin. Podcast about Borshton. Texas now. Yeah. That's if Yosemite Sam was here. He's one of my favorites, by the way. Do you think Yosemite Sam would be pro choice? Well, he's definitely the original spree shooter.
2:01.0	Ha! He's one of my favorites, by the way. Do you think Yosemite's same would be pro-choice? Well, he's definitely the original spree shooter.
2:21.5	Yeah, he for sure got some girls pregnant.
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