Going to the Doctor’s

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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No one wants to do it, but if we don’t we’ll die and our teeth will fall out, yet we still don’t want to do it. What up with that? Listen as Amber and Ed talk each other into taking better care of themselves. And you should too. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:59.8	Got to fall on the right side.
1:03.2	I can't be all on the right side.
1:07.5	I spend my paycheck called my little ghost. That's okay. Now I'm about the man to go. I sit in my page, Yeah, Boopin'op. Boop.
1:27.8	Nurse, give me the scalpel. There's blood everywhere. We've got to crack his brain open like a walnut right now. Asap, ASAP. Oh, got to handle that brain to let us slip around like a little wet potato. Okay, nurse, get ready. I need 10 c-s of oxygen. Boop. Boop. Okay, sir, now that you're 50 years old, we're going to have you open your asshole to us nice and wide. We're going to get in there and see if you've got little cancer boys living in there. 40 years old. 40? 40? 40? Oh, because you're going to be 40 in a couple months and you've got to have a man put his hand in your asshole. Nine days I'm going to be 40 Really? Is that going to be your 40th birthday?
1:44.5	Yes because you're going to be 40 in a couple months and you've got to have a man put his hand in your asshole. Nine days I'm going to be 40. Really? Is that going to be your 40th birthday? Yes, October 5th. So if any of you fucks would have sent me a present. We're talking about going to the doctor today. I don't want it. Nobody wants to. I hate the doctor.
2:17.7	I hate it.
2:18.3	I'm going to the doctor feels like when I was a kid, my mom would like, I would get a
2:21.4	splinter and she'd pull it out with tweezers and I'd be like, I don't want it. She's like, I got to get it. I got to do it. You got to go to the doctor. And I was like, ah. The closest I get to go out of the doctor is calling my buddy who works for WMMD.
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