The Tallest Mountain Is 9 Feet & Other Dumb (FULL SHOW 5/15)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

We brought back Beat Your Boss today to give away tickets to Smashing Pumpkins' In Memoriam: Zero show. We found out quickly that a lot of dumb people are gainfully employed without even knowing what a hexagon is. A real working lawyer thought the tallest mountain in the world was 9 feet tall. You've gotta hear it for yourself. Ally's friend 'cheated' or did she? She shares the details of her friend's wild night out and whether or not her actions are considered cheating. And if it is, should Ally tell the boyfriend? In other news, Jake's dry spell ended! He decided to share the graphic details which we really didn't need, but if you want to curb your appetite please listen along with a puke bucket. Gen Wars proved to be a real train wreck with Boomers, Gen X, Gen Z and Millennials battling it out for bragging rights, plus a more serious conversation about Klein's on-air vasectomy.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.0	Are you ready?
0:34.0	I love Clarendallie, you little bitch.
0:37.2	Clan and Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.3	Just don't like things about you, you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:47.3	Be about Clown Allie show.
0:49.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.3	The show started.
0:53.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.2	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.6	Three, two, one.
1:01.0	And here we go.
1:05.4	What the hell goes it?
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