New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

That's a rock line alley's show.

I think one of the worst things that can happen in your life is uh tv breaks on you it's a sad sad moment

people have bad problems pretty sure there's nothing worse than when a tv that worked perfectly

fine all the sudden just breaks especially when it is broken by an act of irresponsible violence

against the tv and i'm not talking about your team loses or you're in the middle of a bet.

And that happens before you get all caught up in something.

And people,

we've seen the videos of people smashing their own TVs.

It's usually cowboy fans.

A lot of Cowboys fans.

They're a little slower.

I didn't do it on purpose.

I'm in a situation now because my kid had a friend over over the weekend.

Older kid?

Younger.

Bruiser.

Bruiser's crew.

Oh, cool.

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