The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician (RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 2 and RHOC S19 E14 Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30) We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Heart". (18:30) And finally, we discuss this week's dreadful episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 14) - "Hoedown Showdown". (51:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.1	Twinings.
0:27.8	Alive in every drop.
0:33.1	This one's for you tonight.
0:35.8	Okay, let's get started.
0:44.7	Amy, I think we've got to turn off this warm-up song that I listen to every single time before we record.
0:46.3	I think we've got to turn it off.
0:47.4	Sorry.
0:58.5	Amy, I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think I'm ever going to be able to listen to the Star Wars canteena theme song again after what happened to Hilaria on Dancing with the Stars.
1:03.3	It's forever going to be associated with her downfall, you know, in my opinion.
1:12.3	So I'm sorry to say this, but I got to ask you, where were you when you saw, you know, Hilaria sort of go down in flames on dancing with the stars.
1:16.0	On my couch, did you watch her dance?
1:22.5	Oh, I did. Oh, my God, I did. I had so many conflicted feelings about it. Because in one world, you could say it was made for me and me alone.
1:29.0	She was in Jedi robes.
1:31.1	They got Max Rebo to perform with that jazz band.
1:34.7	It's the Cantina theme song.
1:36.3	Everything about it was so perfect.
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