Patreon Teaser: Brittany Cartwright Marries the Beast

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:50.8	This one's for you tonight.
0:58.0	Okay, let's get started. Okay, okay i got something we talked about something scary but we didn't even talk about one of the scariest things that can is end all of fiction
1:03.5	is the beast character from beauty in the beast and that was resonant with me today because the
1:10.7	episode we're going to talk about
1:12.0	on Vanderpump Rules, which is the, that's the recap series we're doing. This is the most sort
1:17.6	of Beauty in the Beast-esque episode of Vanderpump Rules in a way because they specifically
1:24.2	allude to Beauty and the Beast multiple times in this episode. Would you agree with that, Amy?
1:28.9	It's true. The title itself is Brittany and the Beast.
1:31.7	Brittany and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast, Britney and the Beast, the same beast, it's, it's Jacks, who is a direct sort of parallel for that beast in beauty in the beast, which is for anybody who doesn't know, the beast is this horrible, horrible prince who a witch came to his castle.
1:54.7	And she goes, please help me.
1:56.2	Let me stay in your room for one night.
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