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We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Well, just like Jesus will return with a mighty trumpet as the sky rips open and the believers shoot up into heaven, our guest today returns.

From the Safer Shores ministry, it's Kit Raines. Welcome to the program and how are you doing, Kit? How's your day?

Hi, guys. I am thrilled to be back. I mean, it has felt like an age since we have

chatted. And how much the world has changed. Oh, I know. The evil one's at work, babe. The

evil one is at work. Full time, never taking a day off.

That's right.

He's very, very wily, and he's very busy in the Democratic Party

and all this anti-capitalist nightmare stuff you hear about now, Dave,

from pop psychology on the socials.

That is right.

I wanted to ask you, Kit, how are things going with

safe ashores? Because the last time we talked to you, you were doing the Lord's work of bringing

people out of what we would, you know, call the hellscape of Michigan and helping them find

a safe place here in Indiana. What is going on with your ministry

and helping people just get out of those sinful places that they find themselves in?

The political refugees coming from the blue states. That's right. And I wish I could say

that things have gotten better since we last spoke, but things have just gotten more dire.

You know, when I was last speaking with you, I thought we were at the apex of insanity, sadness,

and just what the heck is happening in the state of Michigan.

And where we are now, it is even more imperative that my

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