This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to protest.

Well, just like Jesus turned over the tables of the money changers,

our guest today is changing money in our non-profit institution here.

It's my pleasure to introduce Clark Devon Mackison. Welcome to the program. How you doing, my friend?

Well, I'm certainly doing all right. There's no proof we've been changing money.

And again, if you prefer, I would be very happy to take this conversation offline.

Oh, oh, yeah. I know what I mean. We really just wanted to check in

with the money situation at Twin Hills because you are someone who is, I would say,

at the forefront of really seeing the explosive growth that Twin Hills has had over the years.

And we just wanted to check it. We don't have to get into the dollars and cents of it, I guess.

Is what I'm saying. Oh, no. We certainly don't want to get too much into specifics.

But it is an exciting time. Explosive growth is not a bad way to put it.

It's, you may be referring to that metaphorically, but it also may,

you may be referencing the sonic booms you've heard over the past few weeks.

We have broken ground on the baptismatorium. It's a Olympic-sized, of course, swimming pool,

but also, you know, way to really do a high volume.

And good number of people getting baptized at a time.

Always looking for new membership. Oh, yeah. What a way to dunk them.

I mean, now we're going to be able to dunk hundreds of people at a time.

That is true. And I wanted to know, Clark, what really, what do you see as being the future of Twin Hills?

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