The Table Where The Dog's Butt Was

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Larry talks about a movie he's on that is shooting in a veterinary clinic and how all the rules are out the door. Then we hear about Citizen Kane and Larry recites the poem "The Mermaid" by Tennyson. Also Larry argues with himself about whether he'd rather fight one bear-sized bee or 100 bee-sized bears. Quote Of The Week: "I can live without honey." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:08.0	Halsey.
0:11.0	Howsin' Hey everyone it's me, Allison Rosen. This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:18.4	I sat down with comedian Brad Williams and we talked about guilty pleasures, being heckled by your parents, love and relationships,
0:24.8	and the shame of losing a limbo contest when everyone expects you to win.
0:27.8	That's where I actually lost the limbo competition.
0:29.8	To some crazy Asian acrobats.
0:33.0	Oh yeah.
0:34.0	She came in like Cirque the Solay and kind of just like like just folded straight down and goes under
0:38.2	the limbo bar and then everyone's looking at me like you're a dwarf you have
0:41.4	magical powers go for it. can't do that that's
0:44.8	nuts and then like I fell and everyone was just shaking their head and I felt like
0:49.4	the black guy that loses at the dunk contest you, you're just kind of looking around like,
0:53.7	I've shamed my people. This is not good. I will never be allowed back at the meetings anymore.
0:58.6	I also sat down with Matt the porcelain Punisher Fondalir, Gary Gary and Chris Maxipata and learned this about
1:04.0	lady farts.
1:05.0	That's a girl thing to think it smelled good.
1:06.7	It didn't, Allison.
1:08.4	By the way, it did it. I'm
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