The Superman Curse | Case File 238

Alien Theorists Theorizing

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True Crime, Philosophy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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27.1 lightyears from Earth, orbiting a red dwarf star, a planet of legend was pinpointed in November of 2012. A planet where an eons old civilization came to a chaotic end as the core of their world imploded. From the ruins of this world, only a few survivors were flung out into the far reaches of space and spared the fate of their homeworld. One of these interplanetary refugees found their way to a cornfield in the quaint farming town of Smallville, Kansas. The legend of this alien foundling has become a seminal piece of Americana. One of Earth’s mightiest heroes whose personality and image have been represented in every form of media. But does the portrayal of America’s favorite Alien also come with a price of dire misfortune? This case file, join the Theorists as they don their capes and red undies to discuss the disturbing details of the cruel calamities befalling those afflicted by…The Superman Curse

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0:00.0	27.1 light years from Earth, orbiting a red dwarf star, a planet of legend was pinpointed
0:21.6	in November of 2012, a planet where an alien's old civilization came to a chaotic end as
0:29.7	the quarter of their world imploded. From the ruins of this world, only a few survivors were
0:37.9	flung out into the far reaches of space and spared the fate of their home world. One of these
0:44.6	interplanetary refugees found their way to a cornfield in the quaint farming town of Smallville,
0:50.5	Kansas. The legend of this alien found land has become a seminal piece of Americana. One of Earth's
0:58.2	mightiest heroes whose personality and image have been represented in every form of media.
1:05.2	But does the portrayal of America's favorite alien also come with a price of dire misfortune?
1:13.6	This case file joined the theorists as they donned their capes and red undies to discuss the
1:18.0	disturbing details of the cruel calamities befalling those afflicted by. The Superman
1:25.8	curse.
1:46.3	Welcome to alien theorist theorizing case file 238.
1:53.6	No, Zell, let's get right into it. All right, boys, so we know, we know this bound.
2:01.0	Webby Vander Crack is Scrooge's clone. Discuss. I mean, it's Canon and the reboot.
2:09.0	Yeah, it's not a reboot. This isn't old Canon. This isn't old because I reboot.
2:16.8	No, that's what I was saying. It's always not always sometimes. Yes, it is. That's current
2:20.6	canon. Sometimes they abandon reboots because this shit. Yeah, and this one wasn't this.
2:25.5	I'll tell you right now. I love duct tails. Huge duct tails guy. Reboots better.
2:29.6	I listen. Webby Vander Crack will and always will be the granddaughter of
2:35.6	Bettina Beckley. Beckley, sorry. And no question. You can't even pronounce Mrs. Beckley's name.
2:41.8	What is it? Who's Mrs. Beckley? What does she do? She's Scrooge's paradox made cook.
2:46.0	Thank God. And the nephew's name is your name. She was tasked with protecting
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