Throughout history, we find accounts of supernatural entities taking the form of human

children in order to deceive humans, spiriting away human children or luring unsuspecting

travelers into the deep dark woods. Often we find these entities appearing in pairs,

and those unfortunate enough to have encountered these creatures we call deep-seated feelings

of unease and dread. Their strange way of speaking and sometimes anachronistic manner of dress

illicit a strong sense of wrongness in their behavior. Seeking entrance into an abode or asking

for aid, these entities always seem strangely insistent in their pleas. This case file

joined the theorist as they salt the floor and slam the door after super-spotting kicking some.

Black-eyed kids.

Welcome to another episode of alien theorist theorizing case file 237 Black-eyed kids.

I'm Braden. I'm Zell. I'm Dan. It's been a long time since I fucked up in intro.

I literally was like, what do I normally do these? How do I start this thing?

I'm still sitting here in shock. I thought fucking West Boroughland was on the podcast.

Look at that guy. Oh, I don't look like West Boroughland. Come on. You look like West

fucking Boroughland right now. For sure. My face isn't as heavy as West Boroughland.

What? Who do you think West Boroughland is? You're thinking of Al Boroughland,

like I don't think so too. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's probably more accurate to be honest with you.

Well, who's West Boroughland? You don't know who West Boroughland is? No. Talk about like,

guitar, guitar player. I don't know the idea. No. He wore makeup just like you.

Oh, like the black eyes. Yeah, everything. Same haircut.

But did he only play limp biscuit? He played different bands. Oh, did he? I don't know. I know him

from limp biscuit. No, I'm asking if he played anywhere else. Probably they all do. It's crazy.

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