Hello and welcome to Citation Needed, a podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm Heath and uh, with that.

From the commercial, from the Super Bowl commercial.

And for this discussion of elite football, I'm joined by a peewee football veteran, a LARPER, a guy who avoids playing catch of anything by always carrying food in both hands

at all times, and a guy who

joined the practice squad and dressed for one game in high school in a desperate failed attempt

to earn his father's love. Noah Cecil Tom and Eli. Yeah, no, my early love for being an asshole

made me great at running away from much larger kids.

Hey, I catch food too.

I catch hot dogs with my face like that meme girl.

Oh, nice.

I'll remember that.

All right, all right, Heath.

Let he, without a traveling ham, cast the first stone.

Yes.

And for the record, it was middle school, and I wouldn't have bothered if I'd known he was going to die so early.

Oh, my God.

Ten years of love is nothing.

I almost described it with the death, but I like, you brought it in. I found it.

I knew what you were setting up, baby.

I'm right there.

Noah, what person place thing, concept, phenomenon, or event?

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