Scared to death is explicit in every way.

Please take care of all listening.

We are protected.

Welcome to scared to death. Creeps peepers, Robertson Annabelle's. I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, I'm Lindsay. You're the crystal farmer.

I'm over here having you self up.

I'm laughing so hard. Okay, so I'm wearing my overalls and then right before the show I was like,

oh my god, Dan, I'm a crystal farmer and then I just started filling my pocket with crystals

and I just kept going and going and going. I just was having the best time over here and then

I was laughing so hard. It almost started to cry.

Well, get your laughs out now because one of these stories I'm going to tell you I think is

maybe going to bring you tears of fear. Okay, well, I'm protected now.

You're going to need it. You're going to need it for one of these stories I got for you.

Okay, couple of announcements while the crystal farmer, harvest for crystals and then we'll get

into the scares. New merch in the Bad Magic Store this week. Thanks to everyone who picked up a

copy of the fan stories collection volume three. No idea how that has gone.

So the record of this one quite a bit in advance, but let's just say well.

Let's just say it's so well. And you still have like six more days.

Yeah, if you listen to this right when it comes out, can't wait to get those in your hands.

We decided to release the cover art as a cool landscape wall canvas because, well,

we love it because Logan did a great job. He's a piece pretty okay. What he does is pretty good.

In case you haven't seen it, the piece features a trio of red cloaked figures making their

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