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Welcome to Scared to Death Creeps Peepers, Robertson Annabels. I'm Dan. Hi Dan. I'm Lindsay.

Hello Lindsay. Hello sir. Couple quick announcements and then a lot of horror. I heard a rumor and by rumor it just means you told me that you have a lot of stories for us today.

I do. I have four stories today. I can't wait to hear what you can preview about them.

First real quick, a couple announcements, a super cool new swamp monster tea in the merch store this week.

Features a rather large hairy beast with red eyes lurking in the dark, four shadows, very kind of dark moody depiction.

I like it for camping. I want some more camping.

Yes. So head on over to badmagicmerch.com. At least check it out. At least check out the artwork.

I know. Logan's so talented. It's annoying.

And then the book presale. Yeah. Yeah. Don't forget the books are still on presale. The presale ends August 8th.

So you've got just a little bit over a week to get those books. If you feel like you're going to need it for spooppy season, this is the only way to guarantee that you will get your book before Halloween.

Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you'll get it. Maybe you won't. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

Also, if you want to check out the comedic side of me, I've been releasing two stand-up clips a week now for a few months on TikTok.

And he's been a little bit about TikTok. Dan's a TikTok star. At Dan Comans comedy. Yeah. We're doing pretty good.

It's been pretty funny because Dan doesn't really care about social media. Just like anybody else, you know, like too much is too much.

But because there has been such explosive growth, he's like, can you check my TikTok? Like, will we drive somewhere? And he goes to pick up his phone. I'm like,

and then I grab it. He's like, okay, but just like, what am I doing on TikTok right now?

Yeah. What I do love it is it's just stand-up clips. And so it feels very pure to me, just like the RT side of me.

Like, you know what? You work hard to make these jokes. And then you put them out there. And yeah, you know if they're working or not live for the audience.

But then you can tell yourself, like, well, maybe just in the moment. And especially once they've been a couple years old, it's like, yeah, well, maybe they just work for that time.

Yeah. But then when you throw them back up on like a new platform and they go viral, it's like, okay, still funny. New people will find it and funny, which always feels good.

You are, in fact, a funny guy. Well, thank you. Who you're welcome?

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