Who's got a story from the holidays

that we would just start talking about to open up here?

Oh, actually I've got one.

It's as nothing to do with what we're talking about.

It's just a story.

It's a story.

Yes, great.

So for Christmas, Suzy and I take the kids out to her family.

They live out in Minnesota and the kids

wanted to go sledding over there

because Colorado has been very alpine desert this winter.

And so we're in this little, I mean,

this hill is all of 10 feet of vertical

because it's the Midwest, right?

It was a pretty big hill actually.

We're sledding in their backyard

and I'm getting kind of bored of it

because it's a small hill.

So I start sledding like headfirst and backwards

and then the kids start doing it.

And what happens pretty quick is that Jack

sleds headfirst into a tree.

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