I knew a guy that back of the day, right, at a university, was pretty well known for, like,

selling stuff to people, right?

So later in life, like, obviously you can't do that anymore.

So he has, like, a sales job, whatever, but basically the same thing.

There's some giant convention.

You could bring a spouse.

Okay.

He brings an escort.

And basically just is blacked out, drunk,

now the other issue is that apparently he had never used this escort, so he doesn't

really know who she is.

Yeah.

She gets all messed up.

Like basically they call such a scene.

Oh, no.

Like the cops have to be called.

He obviously lost that job.

Yeah.

I mean, they sent him home and everything else. But when I heard the story, I was just like, you've got to be kidding me.

Why would you think no one's going to know it's an escort?

Or did he just not care?

Well, it was also like three nights.

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