Steve, do you know what week we're celebrating here, my friend?

No, but tell him, Mike.

Ted, you're getting close. What are you thinking?

Now, next week would be Holy Week.

No, no, no, next week is Weed Week.

Oh, that's right.

Nothing can go wrong there.

But no, this is Be Kind to Spiders Week.

No.

The Midsroom Top Ten.

The Midso Top 10.

Ten facts about spiders for curious grown-ups or scared to death big babies like Steve

the thrill hill.

God damn right.

Here's my take on this dandy little children's song.

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.

And the itsy-bitsy spider got beaten to death with a two by four scooped up tossed in an old coffee can

doused with lighter fluid and set on fire while I screamed burning hell spawn of Satan

is he just watching nature stuff yesterday beavers today spiders he just he spiders. He just, he's on a Nat Geo kick right now.

So these are, uh, some...

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