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It's so cold outside.

How cold is it?

I don't have a punchline, but it's really freaking cold.

Yes, it's so cold.

Yeah, it is the polar vortex is here. But I got it. I got all my friends who live in the Midwest,

the upper Midwest, are texting me, taunting me about the wind chill factor because they know that I think the wind chill

factor is bullshit and I hate the wind chill factor and so now they have these wind chill

factors like minus 50 and they're all sending me their windshield factor trolls.

Okay, but you have to understand as someone who grew up

in the upper Midwest, that living through the cold

of the upper Midwest and taunting your friends on the coast is also a way of showing how tough you are because

you suffer and usually we would do this by noting that we had to go to school when everybody else had a snow day but it is so cold

that even in Michigan and Minnesota and Wisconsin they closed school.

Wow and in Chicago they set the tracks on fire of the trains.

I'm like in D.C. where they don't do it on purpose.

They meant to set the tracks on fire. Hello and welcome to rational security the Stone Cold Polar

Vortex Edition I'm Shane Harris it's actually not as cold as I thought it was going to be.

It's not, you know. In Washington, it's not that cold.

It's not that bad.

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