Hi. Sorry, guys. Brian was supposed to write an intro for this particular episode of junk food cinema, but McDonald's is no longer serving the McRib, and he's in existential crisis.

Who am I here? This is junk food cinema. Food Cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who are these guys?

Hey, everybody. Welcome to junk food cinema here on Film School Rejects. This is the podcast that is always long on appreciation and short on wit.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, and I am joined, as always, but my friend and co-pilot, screenwriter slash novelist, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Happy New Year! Not yet. C. Robert Cargill. Happy New Year.

Not yet. Close.

Shit.

Very close, but not quite yet.

What holiday are we doing this week?

Ah, that remains to be seen.

Before we get into that, I want to remind you that junk food cinema is available on iTunes, as well as on Stitcher.

You can also follow us on Twitter at Junk Food Cinema or like us on

Facebook, Facebook.com slash junk food cinema. And we will have a link to whatever this mystery

movie is that you've probably already seen in the title of the episode on Filmschool Rejects.

It's not the point. The point is when you want to buy that title, you can actually use a link

right here on the web page,

and that actually will benefit us, and we really do appreciate that.

If this is your first taste of junk food cinema, let me fill you in on what's going on here.

All this month, we're celebrating our favorite holiday-based horror films, leaving a rosy trail of blood all across the calendar.

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