Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Athletic Greens and Bowling Branch Sheets.

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update, screaming into the void, which is too long of a name, so instead, they called it Twitter.

I have been on the platform since 2009, and I have used it for hoaring my gigs, hoaring my merch, hoaring my DVDs, and at times, calling people horrors.

Sorry.

Sometimes I go back through things I've tweeted and realize, I sincerely need help.

So apologies to all of you whores.

I have enjoyed the platform.

It just made me be funnier faster.

I've enjoyed talking to people I respect and am fan of, but now one guy I was a fan of bought it.

Elon Musk, the guy that made

electric cars cool, that made space cooler and not run by the Russians anymore. He did Hyperloop,

Neurlink, and the boring company. Yes, and he is not playing. He is smart. And in the last

few years, with government subsidies, of course, and people like me talking about how great he is,

he's amassed a fortune of $250 billion. So he decided to stop hunger, change health care worldwide,

and put that money into curing cancer to make a better world. I'm lying. He bought Twitter

for $44 billion. Way to change the world, bro. That's right. The man admits he has Asperger's, which is a social disorder. He bought a social network. That's insane. Who would do that? Good point. Maybe there aren't social networks. Maybe they're instead anti-social networks. Yeah, you can stay in your room, not have to meet anyone, not face them as you talk shit, and your face is safe

from getting punched out. Thank you for that, by the way. So, Musk bought an antisocial network

for $44 billion. A homeless man I talked to said he was happy because the voice is in my head can get

their account back. Sorry, it wasn't a homeless guy. It was. Must says he's a free speech absolutist. Not sure what that means. Does that mean anybody can say anything no matter who it hurts, kills, maims, ruins, sets on fire, or drowns?

Because the last guy who thought there were no limits on free speech tried to end democracy and free speech.

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