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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Holy crap.

Is 2022 not the nirvana we thought it would be, with COVID ending, the economy booming,

traders in jail, and 50 cents a gallon gas?

Instead, 2022's turned into a hellscape of conspiracies, inflation, and it's feeling kind of world warish.

Thanks, Putin.

And now the Supreme Court in the land, the Supreme Court, has had a future ruling leaked to the public.

And it basically says they're going to overturn a woman's right to an abortion.

Now, as a man, I don't get to have an opinion because I ain't birth

and no babies, but I do have an opinion about the women in my life, my friends, my relatives.

And it's stunning to me that the people that thought wearing a mask was taking your freedom,

but will gladly take a woman's right to her own body. Yeah, remember this? Yeah, my body, my choice.

Now, the argument always is, you kill them babies. Okay, well, let's look at that. So every doctor,

clinic, medical journal, hospital, and scientists worldwide said that it's not a viable

human being until 24 weeks of gestation. In fact, the world record preemie. Oh, God, can I call them that?

Or do I have to refer them as early birthy Americans? I don't know. The rules are weird now.

Anyway, the record preemie that survived was 21 weeks old. But remember, that was like an

like an X Games preemie. That was the Tony Hawk of preemies. So according to science, until 24 weeks or

six months, it's not a viable human being. And again, that's not me. I'm a moron comedian. That's

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