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BRUNCH

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4.5 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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The wineboys of wine-drinking review The Weeknd’s “Starboy,” discuss how bad they are at hockey and have an unbelievably factually incorrect conversation about Lana Del Rey.

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0:00.0	And everyone was like, you, you dick!
0:02.8	Why'd you do that?
0:04.6	Stupid idiot with your problems?
0:06.1	It's always the best way to handle a guy with personal demons
0:09.6	is to tell them how much he sucks.
0:15.5	Merry Christmas, Pete.
0:18.9	Hey, Merry Christmas.
0:20.3	What?
0:40.7	You said the last time. I think it's a good, it's like a seasonal thing. All right. Just every episode for the next month or so, just start off with Merry Christmas. Keep it going, maybe even a little past Christmas. Take it into... Year round. Yeah, Armenian Christmas is like January 5th or something like that. I hate how everybody has all like different holidays.
0:42.8	I hate how there's like a Chinese New Year.
0:45.3	I hate how there's like a bunch of different Christmas. I hate Chinese New Year.
0:48.1	I hate different cultures.
0:50.2	No, it's just weird.
0:51.5	I hate how like the Canadian Thanksgiving is like three weeks before United States Thanksgiving.
0:57.8	Well, that makes sense.
0:58.7	When Canada has different holidays than America, it's because they're trying to have the same holidays and they're missing.
1:04.7	They're like, ah, Thanksgiving now.
1:08.6	And also, it makes sense for Canadians just to thank people for three weeks leading up to American Thanksgiving. That's actually a good call. Well, they thank you for three weeks. There's way more polite. And then once American Thanksgiving comes, then they start talking about whether or not you're in the playoffs because that's the only thing that matters around U.S. Thanksgiving. I hate that, by the way. I think you know that about me. What? The Thanksgiving, like, God, if you're not in a playoff spot by Thanksgiving, it's not looking good. It's like, you can take any fucking day of the year. And if you are in a playoff spot, there's a better chance, there's a good chance that you could finish in the playoffs. spot. Like obviously, if you are in third place and you're in like, let's go one through
1:28.5	eight, say you in the playoffs. Like obviously, if you are in third place in, like, let's go one through eight, say you're
1:47.9	the third best team, you have a better chance of finishing in the top eight than, say,
1:53.9	the 12th team.
1:54.9	Right.
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