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| 0:00.0 | I'm afraid that people are going to observe us in public at a bar talking about sports. |
| 0:05.1 | I mean like, you fucking fraud. |
| 0:07.1 | I knew it. |
| 0:08.6 | You're both straight, aren't you? |
| 0:10.2 | Oh, fuck you. |
| 0:15.5 | French. |
| 0:18.4 | Merry Christmas, Pete. |
| 0:20.6 | Oh, ho. |
| 0:22.6 | I hate this already. |
| 0:24.3 | I think it's so great. |
| 0:25.1 | Also, why does Santa sound like he's both drunk and kind of maybe overcompensating for an argument that he was just in and acting like everything's okay? |
| 0:35.6 | He definitely, Santa definitely has a small dick. |
| 0:55.9 | Santa has a small, well, got to pick everything else. Right. Well, I mean, like, by logic, his dick is going to look small because the rest of them is very big. That's right. But, like, what kind of asshole just goes around giving gifts to everybody unless you've got something that you need to make up for uh yeah but then i would suggest i would think that if you're going around giving get away gifts to make up or something |
| 1:01.8 | it would be that you're doing something actively bad to people like i think that if you just feel |
| 1:06.7 | bad about having a small dick it'll just be be like... I think he's just really creepy. |
| 1:11.7 | It's definitely creepy. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.1 | The guy's life is devoted to... |
| 1:15.6 | Making children happy. |
| 1:16.8 | To giving kids the thing that all adults could give. |
| 1:22.4 | Like, I give a kid a fucking toy. |
| 1:24.6 | I just choose... |
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