The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Junkfood Cinema
Brian Salisbury
4.6 • 732 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
The guys discuss Robards’ eating a big plate of scenery and meatballs, put forth the Lauren Dern conspiracy, and seek to massacre their own running gag.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Dick Miller. |
| 0:22.5 | You're listening to Junk Food Cinema, |
| 0:24.7 | who were these guys? Yeah. Roses are red. |
| 0:43.1 | Brian and Cargiller here. |
| 0:45.8 | And now so are you for this episode of junk food cinema. |
| 0:49.2 | Brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com. |
| 0:51.6 | Dot com. |
| 0:54.5 | Dot how do we love Corman? Let us count the ways. |
| 0:58.2 | This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. |
| 1:01.3 | It just has to be fattening. I'm your host, Brian Salisbray. |
| 1:03.7 | I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host. |
| 1:06.4 | He's a novelist. He's a screenwriter. |
| 1:08.1 | Lieutenant of Megaforce, a man who always uses his head for something besides a hat rack, Mr. C. Robert Cargo. |
| 1:14.5 | Dot com. |
| 1:17.0 | What? No, no. |
| 1:19.7 | Dot cam. |
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| 1:22.2 | Okay, look, this is not going to happen again. |
| 1:24.9 | You know I got to fucking edit that shit, right? |
| 1:27.7 | Yes, andu.com. |
| 1:29.0 | This episode is already a giant heart-shaped box full of shit. |
| 1:36.6 | That's great. |
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