And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just loves good old St Saint Valentine. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

And boy is it beautiful? We're not on Milleronia today.

It's a gorgeous day. Colonel Jeff and I are back on the mainland, and we're at my house. I felt like saying one of my houses, but this is the one we have.

I don't know why that would be such a, that would be I suppose Bragadocio to say well I'm at one of my houses why why is that better I really I guess I don't understand maybe you do folks let me know but yeah, we're at the studio in my house now with the two doggies and I don't want to disturb them because they're

They're just lying around now here on the studio floor and we like that and they like it too, but it's just gorgeous and one of the reasons I am here now is because of well St Valentine's Day and I'll tell you

about that soon and you know you can trust me on that boy oh boy though it's

gorgeous and that music as you know makes me so happy and

Colonel Jeff too, it's the Elliot Rosen Kwanz Orchestra and the Sheila Bandy Dancers featuring Boy Tenor Jim Broderick asking the musical question,

Does Einstein's theory of relativity explain why I can't stand my brother-in-law only if he can't stand you too. I don't know how

bad it is between you two and you know the truth is he probably likes you and he probably wants you to like him

but I know and everyone out there knows that sometimes boy you just you just can't take it

and that sounds like I would like the case with you Jim that so

but it's a good joke and a good question does Einstein's theory of relativity explain why I can't stand my brother-in-law?

No, pal, I'm afraid only you can answer that and I think we all know what the answer is no you just can't

stand them and by the Larry Miller store that's right folks today I'm going to tell you about the Larry

Miller store because I want you to patronize the Larry Miller store and so does

Colonel Jeff and you know what that's we have three t-shirt designs there, available for gentlemen, ladies, and even doggies.

That's right. And on our website today, we're going to show you a picture, Colonel Jeff Took, of my doggy

Ozzy, the good boy dog, and you'll see a picture also of what the doggy shirt that's and this one says keep

calm and Larry on I love that saying and shows me with a crown on it and it's going to be on well on Ozzy and we'll show you a couple of pictures of it on its own without Ozzy and as Colonel Jeff said before when we went to make a cup of

coffee upstairs and then in the coffee place the kitchen that is and the pantry come to

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