Wait, hold on.

I need your attention because we have some huge news.

It's big.

Bigger than my bucket crutch.

And that's big.

Even bigger than Jojo's love for teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Well, you've been asking for it, so we're going to be heading.

Back on the

stage for another Secret Mum Club Live Show. There's going to be plenty of secrets. Perhaps a couple of

party games. And maybe a few surprise guests. So mark your calendars because on the 20th of May,

we'll be live at Bush Hall in London for one girly night only,

so you better buckle up, bitches.

Tickets are on sale right now,

so head to our socials for more info and the link to buy tickets.

We can't wait to see you there.

Now, back to the episode.

Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And welcome to your podcast.

Okay. We smashed it last week. Come on. Sorry, this is a podcast for Mums Everywhere.

A safe space to share our secrets. Now, yours is this podcast is a safe space for Mums Everywhere. This podcast is a safe space for Mums everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? And as we know, sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself. you can be anonymous.

And all those secrets can be serious or silly.

All secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. Rosie just told me you're on a time crunch and I just absolutely fucked the intro. Yeah. You've already taken up time. Come on. Let's go, go, go, go, go. Basically, I waffle too much all the fucking time. And we've got too much to say. Too much to say.

It's been a big time in our lives. Huge. The children have turned two. The children are... All of our children. All of our children have turned two. Both our babies have turned two. Chris's turned two. Yeah. Wipe his own ass. It's been a wild one, hasn't it? Or obviously now in the thick of the Easter holidays.

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