The Snooze Cruise
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired June 24, 2024: Nick's filth rags. Summoning Bigfoot. Everything you ever wanted to know about having sex with a seat.
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| 0:22.4 | 90, 93, Earth. |
| 0:25.0 | Look at me, sure. |
| 0:27.0 | Look at me, sure. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm the captain now. |
| 0:29.0 | I think he let us go tubing on that thing. |
| 0:31.0 | It's five hours, you just sit in the back of it be be be be no one can talk it's just |
| 0:36.8 | chaos I mean stuff is flying everywhere I'm sore for a month just like, is that from the boat? It's just the wild west. Everybody |
| 0:46.7 | drives as fast as they want. There's only sudden turns made out there. Everybody |
| 0:51.5 | driving a boat is either drunk or 11 no one's a normal person. |
| 0:55.0 | The orchas are at it again. |
| 0:57.0 | If you haven't seen it, the orchas, killer whales are out here sinking yachts. |
| 1:01.0 | They just ramming the yachts until they sink. |
| 1:04.0 | Who would have thought that the orchas would be the ones to step up? |
| 1:07.0 | Rich people just be rich in our faces all the time on land and then they went into a water |
| 1:12.0 | and the orchus were were like not by hood, |
| 1:13.7 | dog. I wish orgas had thumb so bad just because I would just want them to throw |
| 1:18.8 | up gagsides with their fans. for you. This is going to be good. |
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