The Snack: Phillies Karen, VMAs, and Unknown Number

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about:

Spit-Gate at the Eagles vs. Cowboys game

Phillies Karen

Man getting stuck on the American flag

VMA highlights (Mariah, Gaga, Sabrina, etc.)

The insane Unknown Number documentary

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the snack, we have a wild sports report, highlights from the VMAs.
0:04.9	We are breaking down the documentary unknown number high school catfish and more.
0:09.5	This is a Deer Media production.
0:11.3	Enjoy.
0:13.3	Hi guys.
0:14.3	Hello.
0:15.3	Welcome to the middle of your week.
0:16.9	The end of your week.
0:17.9	Towards the end.
0:19.1	Second to last day of the week.
0:20.6	We got there. Do you like a week, a four-day week that's Monday to Thursday or Tuesday to Friday? Do you like having Monday off or Friday off? Okay. I like to front-load the week. So Monday, I worked so hard yesterday. I woke up at six in the morning. I worked straight through.
0:37.8	I even told you like seven.
0:38.7	I'm none.
0:39.3	And then I like to front load the week at a ton done on Monday. I like to record with you on Tuesdays. And then I'm trying to just fucking chill. I hate a Monday off. I feel so behind. I don't want it. What do you mind? Like you and I will fly home like in an inconvenient time on a Sunday night.
0:54.9	Just we're back on Monday.
0:55.9	Yes.
0:56.2	I always like to be time on a Sunday night.
0:54.9	Just we're back on Monday. I always like to be home on a Sunday as early as possible.
0:59.7	Have the Sunday, get my shit together, start Monday fresh. Never work on a Friday.
1:04.2	I would never. Do not talk to me. I will do anything to make sure we don't work on Thursday and Friday.
1:08.0	I do be working on Fridays, sometimes you are bothered by it.
1:12.8	Only if it's like 3 p.m. or later.
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