This week on the snack, the Oscars, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and TSA Chaos.

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Raina, I am so furious because I just went into, yes, and we're going to air it out this whole hour.

Our first fight on air. We have our studio in this like office park. It's cooler than that, we swear. But there's all this food in the kitchen. I'm so pissed. Ashley, I'm so enraged. This is the second day. Today it's Giata, G-G-G-I-A-T-A. If you live in L.A., best sandwiches. All these sandwiches being unean yesterday, it was all this Mediterranean food. And there's a tiny little sign that says only for whatever the fuck company. It's inconspicuous. I would take a sandwich. I think we should. I think we should. We'd pay right here. Yes, I think we should. And no one else is eating it. No one's eating it. And that's my favorite sandwich from Giata.

It's like turkey with Munster and avocado and there's this big vaticester salad. Who's going to stop me? Okay, here's what I think we should do. Steal them. I think we should get a ton, a fuck ton of food. Okay. Put it in that kitchen. reserve for girls got to eat a ton of stuff

like just splurge and then go donate it

afterwards or something. Or write our friends over, but not wasted. I hate to waste food. But literally just fuck with them. There's two of us. What are they going to do? Nothing. I mean, honestly, no one will even notice, and I will have done all that for revenge to no one. But I'll feel good at my heart. I know. I want to watch the boiler room guys next door. Just want our sandwiches and not be able to have them because they stand outside our door saying the dumbest shit on earth. I am just going to be furious if it gets thrown out. That's what I'm saying. Like when you see a spread like that and it's been there for an hour or two and there's so much much left. It's going to the trash, and I'm pissed.

Listen, I like to, I don't steal, but I would steal. And I want to steal one of those sandwiches. And I feel like no one can blame me that sign is so inconspicuous. It's a tiny little baby sign. It's like they want me to steal it. No, it's a folded up piece of computer paper, what you would use for tissue paper and a gift.

And it just says in like pen,

not even Sharpie,

yet they're asking for it. it's a folded a piece of computer paper what you would use for tissue paper and a gift and it just says in like pen not even

Sharpie yet they're asking for it

they are they are what are they wearing

alright well let's wrap us up and steal those sandwiches

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Okay. So we're going to kick it off with an Oscars report. Just a few highlights and lowlights,

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