How to Have the Best Honeymoon (and Poop in Peace)

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 29.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Ashley’s current husband is stepping in to guest host this week and we’re recapping the honeymoon in Singapore, from the highlights, (the few) lowlights, and even a run-in with the law. Then we answer some burning questions about traveling with a partner including pooping while sharing a hotel room, packing for your partner (cringe or not?), what the man responsibilities on the trip should be, and how the type of trip impacts the amount of sex you have. Lastly we read and break down some hilarious honeymoon stories ranging from butt stuff (not the sexy kind) to losing rings to ferry fails. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Download Kitchen Sink on the App Store and follow on Instagram @kitchensink.app. Thank you to our partners this week: NOCD: If you’re struggling with OCD, NOCD can help. Book a free 15-minute call at https://learn.nocd.com/gge. Chime: Bank fee free by signing up at https://chime.com/girlsgottaeat. Article: Go to https://article.com for a beautiful new sofa, dining table or bed. Revolve: Get 15% off your first order at https://revolve.com/GGE with code GGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right.
0:00.6	Fellas, we're all on this together.
0:02.3	We're all learning how to do it.
0:03.7	I'm not great at it by any means, but you just got to listen.
0:25.1	This podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:26.1	Hi guys.
0:27.4	Hi guys.
0:29.8	Hi guys.
0:31.2	You can't do it.
0:32.5	You can't do like a long high.
0:32.9	No.
0:34.5	There's a little more.
0:35.6	Hi guys. A little more for the girlies.
0:37.4	Hi guys. A little more for the girlies. Hi guys.
0:41.1	Raina Greenberg's understudy.
0:42.9	That's all got.
0:43.3	Everybody.
0:44.7	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:48.0	Welcome back.
0:49.4	Honeymoon edition.
0:50.5	We are here with our special guest host.
0:55.0	It's me.
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