The Snack: Louvre Heist, Merkin Thong, and Couples You Love to Hate

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about:

Update on some polarizing couples/ex couples: Rob and Blacc Chyna, Britney and KFed, Bill and JordOn, Kristen and Dax

Louvre Heist

Skims Merkin Thong + Kim’s red carpet face covering

Love is Blind S9 predictions

Headlines: TJ Holmes and Amy Robach engaged, Tyra Banks’ hot ice cream, No Kings protest, White House demo

Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the snack, the Louv Heist, Mirk and Thongs, and couples we wish we knew less about.
0:05.9	This is a Dear Media production.
0:07.4	Enjoy!
0:12.4	Hi, guys.
0:13.6	We have such a good episode for you today.
0:15.2	We have been, like, foaming at the mouth to, like, get in here and do this.
0:18.3	So last week, so much happened just as we wrapped recording.
0:22.0	We hate it.
0:22.7	We hate it.
0:23.6	It's really like the most frustrating thing to wrap up and see Trump's neck pussy
0:29.7	with a skim's murkin over it.
0:32.1	What a missed opportunity.
0:35.8	But we'll get to it.
0:37.2	You know what we're not doing this week for the first time in a really long time? It's talking about Taylor Swift. But we'll get to it.
0:53.7	You know what we're not doing this week for the first time in a really long time? This time on Taylor Swift. I'm going to miss it. Well, you just said it. You have a little blood of lip gloss on your teeth. Oh, thanks. How much more do you want to make fun of me today? You already make fun on my outfit. No, I think you look great. Listen, I'm having an outfit regret. I love your outfit.
0:55.0	Something's off.
0:56.6	Do you think you just look too professional to talk about neck pussies? Something's off. I think it's like the low pony with a high neck and a khaki. Like I feel masculine or something. I can't talk about Merkins in a khaki. There's nothing sexy going on in here. We've an audience in here today. We have a new editor. Our new editor, Laura, is with us. And we unfortunately to say goodbye to our other editor, Dustin, he was with us since we started the snack. I know. We love him. So just a tribute to him. And we're so happy to have Laura. But Dustin was with us from the very first episode.
1:30.9	We kind of created it together, and he moved on.
1:33.3	It's so infrequently that we let a man in here.
1:35.1	So that's how good he was.
1:35.3	Yeah.
1:38.8	So anyway, Laura's sitting in with us today.
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