Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable.

This episode.

Bombshell Bob brings up bankruptcy, blows hard, and investigates sensory imagination.

West Wing Wade becomes Slanderman, fixates on the Sahara and steps on granny.

Media mogul mark catches more controversy,

consumes cull, pumps with fist, suffers a fanosia, and tongues feet.

From cutting to black to car symbiosis.

Yes!

It's time for

the smell you can lick.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Mindy St. Clair's favorite podcast.

And if you don't know who that is, I'm not going to explain it.

My name is Bob, and I'm your host, and this is distractible. I'm hosting because I won the last one,

because the way this shit show works is, I mean, the way this show works, regular show works.

Two people compete and one person hosts and whoever wins between the two competitors, they host the next one, unless they don't, which has happened before. But not a lot, but it can happen. But it won't. But it could. But I'm joined by today's competitors and future hosts. Mark and Wade. Hello. I'm Mark. I'm the other one. Hello, other one. I'm dad. I, dad. Oh man, that's a sentence I've not gotten to utter in 25 years. Yeah, hey, wait a minute. Holy moly man. Not quite the reveal in the last season here. I can't believe that's the bombshell for the last episode ever. I've been doing that a lot with James lately.

So, sorry, it just leaks out.

How do you cut the black in real life?

Do you have like a curtain you carry around? Yeah, it's just a big blanket. You know the trick with the birds where you're like, oh, oh, and then you throw it up and you run away. And then the bird is all, what the fuck? I say it with dogs, not birds, but I know what you're talking about.

It's all the same.

Babies, birds, dogs, it's all the same.

They're all the same.

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