The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:20.27 Fake Disorder TikTards Are Mad At Real Doctors On Tiktok 00:06:21:09.36 A Smattering Of Fake Disorder Clips 00:11:11:15.54 Sci-Fi / Fantasy DID Alters 00:14:50:10.49 Trucker Driver Student Loses His Cool 00:18:34:00.06 UPS Customer Has Serial Killer Sister 00:22:11:17.21 Bodybuilder Gets Shot Down For A Date On The Beach 00:24:46:16.27 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:48:08.55 The Smell Of Meat Has Angered A Local Vegan 00:31:10:11.51 An AI Chat Bot Has Turned Into A Nympho […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, May 12, 2023 coming up on the program today, and Frank is out of
0:06.1	the attic and on to TikTok.
0:07.9	Plus, a woman threatens to have her serial killer sister and a UPS worker's life.
0:13.1	You know it's a fancy dinner when the first course includes meth and breaking news.
0:17.8	Meet Smoke Offense Area Vegan.
0:22.8	Distorted View Daily
0:24.8	Bradley presents Great Moments on the Alex Jones radio program.
0:31.5	There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding dong.
0:38.4	And so what if there was?
0:39.4	That's a lot better than World War 3 on.
0:43.6	I never sucked any ding dongs, but I'll tell you, they were going to blackmail me to start
0:47.5	World War 3 about one.
0:48.5	I'd say, hey, I sucked a ball, golf ball through a freaking garden hose.
0:53.3	Didn't you already tell their spiegel that?
0:55.8	Now the son of a bitch walked in there in my own office when I had splatters
0:59.4	to open myself and I was changing shirts, he goes, oh, that's a good shot.
1:02.1	Let's do your shirts.
1:03.2	And then he goes, hey, have some of the chicken and sausage.
1:06.4	So technically it's that Jones offered me his sausage.
1:08.6	Yeah, give me a break, son of a bitch.
1:10.6	I like women, not men.
1:12.2	And if I like men, I'd be proud of it.
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