Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster 00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines And Trash Cans 00:20:46:16.20 Daughter Screams At Mom On Airplane 00:31:00:03.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:46:10.34 Father And Daughter Reunited And Feels Like A […]

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0:00.0	It breaks into Monday, May 15th, 2023, coming up on the program today, angry neighbors
0:05.8	you can't understand, plus why am I pissing in a gasoline can?
0:10.2	Genital checkpoints coming soon to a restroom near you, and a woman finally finds her birth
0:15.2	father.
0:16.2	And that's when the real daddy issue started.
0:18.7	All coming up today.
0:19.7	This hall here is the hall from which you pick.
0:26.7	The giant.
0:28.7	Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick and it's made with horse urine.
0:33.2	A golden shower is when you, you're a partner, peas on you, and they compete on your body
0:40.5	or sometimes people like it when they're partner peas on their face, all over, just
0:48.1	just peas, all over.
0:49.9	Women don't have very good aim, you know.
0:52.6	So if this is your girlfriend peeing on your face, we're not sure where it's going to
0:57.2	end up.
0:58.2	It can be in your ear, or in your eye, or in your mouth.
1:00.8	You don't know.
1:01.8	First thing is to start working the face.
1:04.7	Baby, now I gotta take a piss from my home, so I'm your face.
1:11.0	Oh, you little liquid tank head, all right?
1:14.2	Don't, it's made of corpus.
1:16.8	I'm not kidding.
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